spinoff

From somewhere in the ethernet, the following message found its way to Spinoff.

 

"The Labour Party has had some notable bloggers recently including Alastair Campbell, Sadiq Khan MP and Stephen Pound MP. Now it could be your turn. The Labour Party is offering an up and coming blogger access to this year's Party Conference in Manchester from 24 - 28 of September.  You’ll be given access to all the key speeches and events at Conference and you’ll be blogging from the floor about your experiences.

To enter, all you need to do is email blogatconference@new.labour.org.uk "

 

So of course, ever a fan of the Labour party - and especially of the current administration - Spinoff jumped speedily to the task of getting its name into the hat. Spinoff recommends that all other would-be bloggers follow its lead sharpish because competition is sure to be tough. Looking for help? Spinoff wrote the following --

 

"I want to be the Labour Party Conference blogger so I can come along and see for myself the last days of your creaking, festering autocratic junta as it collapses through a combination of conflict, apathy and discontent, and so I can chronicle with hideous detail the revolting crawlers trying to ingratiate themselves with the Glorious Leader, the spectacularly delusional speeches, the thin-lipped applause, the wildly optimistic doublespeak about meaningless empty phrases like "reform", "the future", "change", "choice", and "delivery of public services," and then enjoy the beatings given out to disobedient party members who dare to speak up and who are then marched outside and charged under the hideous, totalitarian anti-"terror" legislation enacted by your stupid, fuck-faced party."

 

Come on kids - get those apps in quick. See you at conference! 

 

Yours etc.,

 

Spinoff.